this is my favorite line in the history of ahs
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
This is the most important thing I have ever read.
do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS
how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption