i truly believe that what the world desperately needs is a mashup of wonderwall and a thousand miles


spookysylph:

james sirius potter going to hogwarts and totally using his dad as an excuse to get away with all sorts of shit because excuse me was it your dad who defeated voldemort and he tries it once in herbology and neville is like excuse me was it you who told voldemort to fuck himself and killed his snake with a legendary sword while your dad took a nap yeah i didn’t think so now do your damn homework

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ermahgerdkerfer:

First day back to school, and seeing all the new freshmen like

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the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

(via tantedrago)


embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality


dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”


make me choose:

joanniewatson asked: nine/rose or ten/rose?

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You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

(Source: arryns, via solusrequiem)


Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living.

— Thank you for the reminder. Needed to read this. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

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Kristen Stewart on her fame whore dad.

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