today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
April 14 -15, 1912 - the RMS Titanic hit an iceberg at 11:40 pm and sunk 2 hours and 40 minutes later at 2:20 am.
i read this is samuel l jacksons voice
7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs
But, if it weren’t for my children, I’d have thrown myself from the highest window in the Red Keep. They’re the reason I’m alive. Even Joffrey.
the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.
but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party?
“I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”
never has a gif set described my entire life so perfectly
what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags